is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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