And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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