You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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