okay pat passed out under dana's car
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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