She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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