So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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