As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I FOUND THE LEGS
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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