My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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