there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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