i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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