idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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