Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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