Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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