I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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