YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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