I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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