Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
tell me about the fingering
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