It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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