yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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