He is an equal opportunity slut.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
