i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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