id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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