Cold hands, warm shart.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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