Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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