Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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