My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
