Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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