spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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