I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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