everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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