There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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