I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i believe in u and ur pee
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