The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
