In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
