im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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