Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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