she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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