i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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