Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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