no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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