You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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