It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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