He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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