just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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