Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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