Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
