Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
