3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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