with your own penis?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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