i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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