hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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