Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is the high leading the old right now
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
