If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just found puke in my bra..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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