god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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