found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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