Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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